May 2013
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sorou: i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not...
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ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
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cas-get-into-my-ass: blowmeharry: shellfish-machines: i really don’t understand how a lot of you are single because you’re all attractive and have good music taste like what more do people want  sanity people are so demanding
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Reblog if convenient.
jmkitsune: allonsy221b: heresyourhost: If inconvenient, reblog anyway. Could be dangerous
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stanaskatic: HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
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vriskanon: kawaiipeculier: sometimes i feel sad then i remember issac newtons hair he may have discovered gravity but that luxurious flowing mane sure hasnt damn son
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hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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shannananan: mercimonamie: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once. oh my god you managed to one up john green.
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homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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Etsy is fantastic.
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bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
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Me in PE
me: oh, there goes the ball
me: along with all the fucks I give
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a-for-antisocial: rnackenzie: is ruining people’s lives a hobby no, but if you work for the BBC you can make a career out of it
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squishyflamingo: My favorite part of Star Trek: Into Darkness was when Kirk said, “Mister Chekov, go put on a red shirt.” and I just uttered, “Shit” as gravely as possible. The girl in front of me let out the best laugh I have ever heard.
May 24th
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Pike: Are you giving me attitude, Spock?
Spock: I am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir, to which one are you referring?
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Me: oh, I am so using that
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hungrylikethewolfie: barackobama: guitarandmountaindew: stay-bene-amici: all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY first comes love then comes marriage thanks obama you’re welcome.
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Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?
Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.
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Drew: The farmers daughter's father?
Chip: Nephew's uncle
Drew: In other words, the farmer
Ryan: In other words, her brother
Chip and Drew: Yeah
Ryan: LOOK WHAT THEY MADE ME DO!!!
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assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis: OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER  BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI  WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE
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benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.”
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poco-loki: emilythesmelly: radagastcalling: filthytricksyhobbitses: the most frustrating part about being a girl in the lotr/hobbit fandom is that your voice cant go low enough to sing the misty mountain song  BUT YOU CAN TRY
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i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: tunacaptor: rogierinthedeep: lordoftheinternet: toy story but with the grown up kind of toys if you know what i mean you got a friend in me They’d still be called woody and buzz I THINK WE ALL NEED TO TAKE A SEAT
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kawaii-santa-chan: kawaii-santa-chan: kawaii-santa-chan: there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a...
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halfdeadands0alive: froggyflan: I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like Have you ever seen Peter Pan She tries to MURDER WENDY MURDER also she’s a jealous monster why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
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