One time I was at a church retreat and a bunch of us were all talking and playing cards. Well I ran out of soda just as my friend was getting up to get a refill so I shouted to him "Hey, Bryan, Mountain Dew me.” Do you see where this is going because I did not.
You guys, I literally shouted a phrase that sounded like “Mount and do me” in a room full of very conservative people. I did not share this near death experience for 22 notes.
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james mcavoy - ”I always believed that I never wanted to be an actor. I only did it because I was allowed to do it and I had to do something.”
my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH THE SHARP HAIR CUT AND THE TIGHT PECS AND THE HOT ASS BODY” dad is there something you want to tell me
home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
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She had librarian style glasses on, a lace gown that pooled around her feet and tattoos that traveled from shoulder to wrist.
Oh, and a beautiful black and brown service dog sitting at her feet.
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