Enter at your own risk?

thegreatestavenger:

modernjackfrost:

dangerhamster:

kahluakat:

deceitfultrickery:

shieldagentkayson:

firlalaith:

They are going to have a looooong night going thru my archives…

The sad thing is, you know the guy who’s job it’s going to be to look through all our blogs is going to be some 50 year old guy, in a suit and tie just scrolling through endless drawings and fics of gay porn.  And when he goes home that night, his wife is going to be like “Hi Jim, how was your day?” And his hands will be shaking as he goes into his daughter’s room and snatches the computer from her desk and then smashes in on the driveway.  When he goes back inside, his wife will ask him about and he’s just say, “So. Much. Gay. Porn.”

Oh, okay. You go right ahead. Look through my archives. You’ll need a lot of coffee.

“Why do all these kids love boats so much?”

If someone has the time, energy and mental stability to go through my entire archive then good luck to them quite frankly. They won’t have it for long…

“You feed off memories? Come on then, take mine. Take. My. Memories. But I hope you’ve got a big appetite. Because I have lived a LONG life, and I have seen a few things. I walked away from the last Great Ship War. I marked the passing of the Series Finales. I saw the birth of the Tumblr and I watched as it RAN OUT, moment by moment, until NOTHING remained — NO SHIPS, NO FANDOMS, JUST ME! I walked in tags where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a mad man.And I’ve watched headcanons freeze, and crackships burn — I have seen things you WOULDN’T BELIEVE AND I HAVE LOST THINGS YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND — and I know things. Secrets that must never be told. Knowledge that must NEVER be SPOKEN! KNOWLEDGE THAT WILL MAKE PARASITE CISPA BLAZE! SO COME ON, THEN! TAKE IT!! TAKE IT ALL, BABY!!! HAVE IT! YOU. HAVE. IT. ALL!!!”

holy shit… that. was. amazing.

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lady-whovian:

nekogirl654:

clouisejohnr:

domcastier:

d-iamanti:

perksofbeingfucked:

yoga-body:

stopwishing-and-dosomething:

theowlofgallifrey:

THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO BAD FOR MONDAY LET ME HUG YOU MONDAY

HAHAHA FRIDAY

I ship wednesday and thursday

what’s wrong with you^^

SATURDAY AND SUNDAY ARE THE BITCHES OF THE SCHOOL

FRIDAY LOOKS LIKE THE TENTH DOCTOR

AND WE SUCCESFULLY MADE A POST ABOUT DOCTOR WHO THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DOCTOR WHO

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daughterofthefandoms:

youhadmefromhellodean:

dftba-tardis:

fat-cats-in-the-tardis:

or-should-i-say-douche:

malformalady:

Red Sand Beach on Kaihalulu Bay is a pocket beach on the island of Maui, Hawaii. This island is rich in Iron resulting in the sand being a deep red color. A pocket beach means its encapsulated from the Ocean by a reef.

you could kill someone and not even have to worry about cleaning up the blood

I am on a website with complete psycopaths

Sociopath, do your research

I understood that reference

I understood that reference.

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inthemindofasociopath:

shantasies:

realparadoxsocks:

icedmoriartini:

I want this cup badly.

Wow! Now I know the volume of Anderson’s brain. 

Want

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